cooking pasta is so not worth it

first you got to put bang load of water in a pot

then the water has to boil, which takes like 20 mins

then you got to stir the pasta, because they are dumbasses and like to stick to the bottom of the pot and burn

then you got to somehow remove the water from the pasta

then the cheese powder shit

so not worth it, next time im cooking a pizza

blacksquares:

entered a taco bell while sober fr the first time in my entire life… look at this color scheme…. i had no idea it was so beautiful in here…….. im very inspired by this

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70galeri:

The Music | Henri Matisse

70galeri:

The Music | Henri Matisse

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unstoeuf:

defend told slant 

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I don’t understand why sex is more shocking than violence. — Lea Seydoux talking about American films. (via ixorha)

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yungghunty:

Boy: Wanna go out sometime?

Me: No, I’m sorry. I’m really trying to focus on my career right now.

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tiredestprincess:

"why do you want to take a picture of that store" - my mom

tiredestprincess:

"why do you want to take a picture of that store" - my mom

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I have overcome the shrubbery #manvsnature

I have overcome the shrubbery #manvsnature

majortvjunkie:

how may I help you today? we have a sale on men’s cardigans perfect for the fall weather

majortvjunkie:

how may I help you today? we have a sale on men’s cardigans perfect for the fall weather

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phloeticexpressions:

me getting snacks for the turn up function

phloeticexpressions:

me getting snacks for the turn up function

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nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

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